what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’
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Real life Shiny Pokémon
all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”
One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly.
Jake Peralta + Sweetest Moments
baby goats playing on other animals
everything is a playground when you’re a baby goat
"At my lowest point, you were the hero who showed up to save me.”
Uncanny X-Force #35
this fucks me up every time
This is so cute I don’t even feel betrayed.
agents of shield meme
[1/1] guest star: cobie smulders as maria hill
omg I didn’t realize that, I love this scene 100x more now
#okay but the movie is literal perfection when you realize#95% of the time he still thinks he’s little bitty shit!steve#but yeah no THIS SCENE IN PARTICULAR#also we don’t see the fight because its probably laughable#Steve still trying to stop punches with his goddamn face#only it works this time#aLSO THOSE TWO SECONDS BEFORE HE SEES THE GUARDS#HE’S ALL LIKE#’FUCK YEAH THREE POINT LANDI—oh fuck’ (tags via bluandorange)
To be fair, this is the most accurate description of the Doctor ever.
make me choose: Clint Barton
or Natasha Romanoff
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